I need help spriting some sprites! It's for a game, that generally has not been worked on very well, but is one that SHALL come out (someday).

I basically need sprite animations drawn, and need a dedicated Spriter. I shall provide the sprite "concepts" in this journal, or atleast in the comments. So... subscribe or some shit if you're interested.

I need the sprite strips to be grids of 32x64, with five frames for each of the following animations: Walking North, Walking South, Walking East and Walking West. The rules of artwork are simple:
1: Draw in "my" style, or atleast try not to make everything look like it's not "in place" with my artwork.
2: Use very little detailing and shading. Again, to keep in with rule 1
3: Have an open mind. You WILL be asked to draw "pervy" sort of things (i.e. penises hooray!)

Here is a link to a concept of some shit spriting i did for the Main Character (named, Bad-Ass):

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I may request extra sprites, which I shall provide "extra benefits" for.

I shall also accept multiple spriters for the artwork, but expect prizes to be "evenly divided."

Prizes will be, but are not limited to:
-Most of my gold
-Two cards in my inventory of your choice
-My graditude